Goldfish Selling At Work (A Few of My Favorite Stories)

  • Man:  Can I get some orandas?
  • Me:  What size tank do you have?
  • Man:  Two 250 gallon tanks.
  • Me:  Yes... Just... pick which ones you want.
  •  -----
  • Woman:  I want a koi fish.
  • Me:  ... They're pond fish. Do you have a pond?
  • Woman:  No. But I already have one and I don't want it to be lonely.
  • Me:  Uh... What... size tank?
  • Woman:  25 gallons.
  • Me:  Yeah I'm not selling you a koi.
  •  -----
  • Young Girl:  Can I get a goldfish?
  • Me:  What size tank do you have?
  • Young Girl:  29 gallons!
  • Me:  Great! Do you have anything else in it?
  • Young Girl:  About four other goldfish.
  • Me:  ... Nnn... no.
  •  -----
  • Woman:  *brings me sad looking little fantail in a deflated bag*
  • Woman:  I bought this goldfish a few weeks ago and I want to return it.
  • Me:  Okay. What's wrong with it?
  • Woman:  It just sits on the bottom of my tank and doesn't swim around! When I first got it, it was so energetic!
  • Me:  ... What's your set up like?
  • Woman:  He's in one of these! *points to a one gallon tank*
  • Me:  ...... I....
  • Woman:  And I feed him this! *picks up betta food*
  • Me:  I'm gonna just take your goldfish okay?
  •  -----
  • Woman:  Can I get a goldfish?
  • Me:  What size tank do you have?
  • Woman:  55 gallon!
  • Me:  Great! What else is it stocked with?
  • Woman:  Two angel fish, one pleco, some tiger barbs, another catfish I think, a bunch of platys. Oh! And a few snails.
  • Me:  Goldfish can only be with other goldfish...
  • Woman:  Are you kidding me???
  •  -----
  • Man:  Can I get 25 of your feeder fish?
  • Me:  Okay! What are you feeding?
  • Man:  Oh. I'm not feeding them to anything. That's cruel! I'm just getting them as party favors for my son's birthday party. It's fish themed!
  • Me:  Sir. I'm not giving you feeder fish.
  • Man:  Why not??
  • Me:  They are not to be sold as party favors or prizes.
  • Man:  Well that's just ridiculous!
  •  -----
  • Literally everyone:  I want one goldfish!
  • Me:  They need at least 29 gallons.
  • Literally everyone:  But they're so tiny!!!



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